Thought Experiments: What if....

Hey, uh, I just kinda went crazy with this. I feel like a few of these could be applied and would be interesting, but most are just weird. All in all, it was fun.  Here's to hoping I created some creative ideas. But, forewarning, like I said, mostly just weird. As the Joker said, "What doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger."


What if gravity just flipped?

What if monkeys married?

What if my shadow had a mind of its own?

What if 90% of people have super powers and they just keep it secret because they don't want you to be jealous?

What if girls don't like boys and they just like cars and money?

What if every time you blink a baby llama is born?

What if the world is actually flat, and is repeating like a grid, and the government doesn't want us to know, and when you travel across the world, you don't actually come back but rather enter into the next world on the grid that is just like our world, with people just like us and the only reason you don't meet yourself is because he/she also traveled to the next world at the same time and the way you could meet up with your alternate self would be to base your next move on some sort of random number generator, making it likely that your alternate self would not do the same thing, and what if your friend found out about this as well and decided to form together a massive army of all of his/her alternate selves, and it was up to you to stop him/her?

What if I made that last idea into a movie?

What if I made it a book first?

What if today was your last day and tomorrow was too late, could you say goodbye to yesterday?

What if there were roller coasters that went underwater?

What if there were see-through water slides?

What if there were roller coasters or water slides that could go alternate routes?

What if your mode of transportation was by roller coasters or water slides?

What if there was a Rock, Paper, Scissors movie where each represents a tribe, and paper and scissors tribes were beginning to bond until one day the chief of the scissors tribe lead them to wipe out all of the papers but one survived, and then later the scissors tribe comes to that last piece of paper begging him/her for help because the fearsome rock tribe was incoming to destroy their homeland, and the paper initially refuses, but eventually decides to help them?

What if people gambled millions of dollars on games of Chinese Checkers?

What if there were no countries?

What if rock bands names actually made sense?

What if we did away with the letter "C"? That'd be kool.

What if Tim Tebow took up basketball?

What if half court shots were worth 4 points?

What if goals were worth twice as much after halftime?

What if you asked a girl her favorite color and she said "neon gold"?

(Little Mermaid spoilers) What if Prince Eric became a merman instead of Ariel becoming a person?

What if  chili made you really chilly?

What if people dancing the salsa made salsa appear?

What if Dec. 2014, all of the glue in the world stopped sticking?

What if you dug a whole all the way through the world, but not through the very middle, and then jumped in?

What if there was someone who could break dance and juggle at the same time?

What if there was someone would could break dance and jump rope at the same time?

What if there was someone would could juggle and jump rope at the same time?

What if someone went by DJ Seuss and started droppin' Dr. Seuss rhymes in his raps?

What if a terrorist group had hundreds of Americans captured and promised to let them go on the condition that we don't have a Super Bowl that year?

What if a history teacher wanted to joke with the kids and started telling them about a Norwegian-Egyptian war?

What if a substitute teacher wanted to scare the kids and he/she started writing some of their names on the whiteboard without giving any explanation, and underlining certain names, and making marks by others?

What if Hogwarts had moving escalators instead of stairs?

What if we had the technology to make a Pokeball?

What if everyone could read each other's minds?

What if everyone in the world came to one place and jumped all at once?

What if everyone in the world grabbed hands and we tried to see if we could reach around the world?

What if the color I perceive as red you perceive as blue?

What if gobstoppers really were everlasting?

What if Leonardo Dicaprio starred in a movie that is both a sequel to the Titanic and Inception called Deep?

What if Will Smith was your biggest fan?

What if the 1992 Dream Team played a game of basketball against the 2008 Redeem Team?

What if Allen Iverson played soccer instead?

What if all of college basketball teams brought together their best players to play against 5 NBA bench players of their choice?

What if the New York Jets played against the New York Nets in a game of baseball in the stadium of the New York Mets?

What if people used abbreviations for everything?

What if Kermit the Frog was played by someone who worked with someone who played a hermit in a bog?

What if Jasmine just didn't really like Aladdin?

What if Nixon was framed?

What if patty cake was considered a sport?

What if coin flipping was a sport?

What if there was no required age to get a driver's license, but rather, if one can past the test, on is allowed to dtrive?

What if there was no required age to vote?

What if I had this really, really kool idea that I'm not telling you, but wow, it's awesome.