Strange Questions to Ponder

• What if couch cushions contemplated eating you each time you sat on them?
• What if the projector in my house was actually R2D2 in smaller form?
• Do shoes have separation anxiety when we take them off?
• What if BO was actually a pleasant smell? Would we have ever known the existence of deodorant or perfume?
• What if the grass signs on campus are actually put there by the grass people and we've been ignoring them with our cold hearts?
• What if every time we scroll up or down on the track ball of a mouse, it actually made a minuscule mouse have to run on the "exercise wheel" inside the track ball?
• What would it be like to known your entire life's purpose was just to write a person's words on paper for them? (a pen)