Monday, September 22, 2014

What If...

Genders didnt exist?

What if we had no eyes and just relied on our other senses?

What if bad breath meant that you enjoyed your last meal?

What if farts sounded like babies laughter?

What if B-12 bombers dropped flower petals?

What if otters ate otter pops?

What if we clipped our teeth like fingernails?

What if  all arguments were decided with games of Rock-Paper-Scissors?

What if we could grow our hair out by thinking about it?

What if we are all in a dream right now?

2 comments:

  1. Clipping our teeth like fingernails... whoa... I like that one. Vegetarian vs meat-eater teeth?

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  2. Well, I think people would study techniques of Rock-Paper-Scissors. Because there's really much more to it than luck. Some people don't do the same move twice in a row, start with scissors, watch people's hand reveal their play too early, etc. I'd take classes.

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